Sunday, April 15, 2012

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As per usual, it looks like the Kates, Katys, and Catherines of the world have been mighty busy this week. Here, your weekly roundup of name-specific news.
  • This, my friends, is Kate Upton‘s costume for her upcoming role in the remake of “The Three Stooges.” Did I mention that she plays a nun? [Zap2It]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen ditches the copy of Tyra Banks’ novel, Mo

    Kate Upton wears a nun bikin in The Three Stooges

    I always knew bikinis could be habit forming, but who knew it could also work the other way around?!? Check out Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton taking a very nun-convent-ional approach to America’s favorite itsy bitsy teen weeny piece of swimwear in the new trailer for the Farrelly brother’s upcoming film adaptation of The Three Stooges!

    Larry Curly and Moe doe a triple take as the 2011 SI Swimsu

    And just in case the one photo and video weren’t enough, here are a couple more still images and an animated gif sure to give you something to talk about this Sunday at confession! (Click images to enlarge)

    Kate Upton is bikini nun Sister Bernice in The Three Stooges 2012

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    Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton in The Three Stooges 2012

    Kate Upton in a nun bikini from The Three Stooge 2012 trailer animated gif

    The Three Stooges starring Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe, Sean Hayes as Larry, and Will Sasso as Curly is set to premiere in the US on April 13, 2012.

    it Issue “Rookie of the Year” stars as Sister Bernice, who steps out of a swimming pool sporting a sexy black swimsuit truly worthy of adoration! The revealing look seems barely able to contain the buxom believer, whose DD cups runneth over creating the real deal Holy See!

    You can see Kate Upton in her sinful state of nundress at right around the 58 second delLand, that Banks personally sent her with a handwritten note still tucked inside. [Gawker]
  • Katie Holmes will be appearing in a modern reinterpretation of Anton Chekhov’s “The Seagull,” alongside William Hurt and Allison Janney. [Variety]
  • Speaking of Holmes, love the crisp white jeans she rocked this week. [Celebrity Gossip]
  • The architect of Obama’s new Jumpstart Our Business Startups Act is one Kate Mitchell of Silicon Valley. Get it, the JOBS Act? [Wall Street Journal]
  • Kate Middleton enthusiasts are reportedly flocking to Madame Tussauds’ to touch her wax sculpture’s hair. Someone should really tell them it’s fake. [The Mirror]
  • Kate Winslet‘s breasts will not be seen in “Titanic 3D” in China. [E! Online]
  • Kate Flannery of “The Office” has landed a new stage gig in “When You Believe,” a tribute to Stephen Schwartz in Palm Springs. [Broadway World]

Kate Moss for Mango

  • Kate Moss looks mighty purdy in her new Mango ads. [Daily Mail]
  • And in her new campaign for Dior Addict Extreme Lipstick. [Hollywood Life]
  • Kate Walsh says: ‘Throw out your ancient makeup brushes, dumb-dumbs!” No, that is not an exact quote. [People Style Watch]
  • Katherine Heigl says that when she first adopted daughter Nayla, she didn’t feel that mother-daughter bond. She calls those days “the hardest time in my life.” [People]
  • I don’t know if I would describe Kate Bosworth’s sneakers here as ‘chic.’ [Just Jared]
  • Kate Spade — my fave brand — is helping to turn around Liz Claiborne Inc. [Bloomberg]
  • Katrina Darling, the burlesque star who capitalizes on her second cousin Kate Middleton even though they’ve never met, is shopping a reality TV show. Ick. [NY Post]
  • Mexican actress Kate del Castillo would be happy if her telenovela, “La Reina del Sur,” were subtitled in English. Me too! [Fox News]
  • Katie Couric‘s stint on “Good Morning America” last week helped propel the morning show to … a tie with its rival, “Today.” But Couric did help the show surpass its rival outright on Wednesday. [LA Times]
  • Rower Kate Richardson has gotten a makeover courtesy of the Belfast Telegraph.
  • When asked about her marriage this week, Katy Perry said, “I’d like to use a time machine and go back to a specific date, please.” Yowch. [The Sun]